tony vinh | comedian

This is the trouble I get into on Saturday nights: street tacos at a trailer with a teddy bear chef painted in the side. (at Taqueria La Esperanza)

I wore this to work today.
Number of guys who complimented me: 14
Number of girls who spoke to me: 0

Sign twirling in this country is getting way out of hand.

Racial profiling means that when I walk this close to a group of Asians, people think I’m part of that group of Asians.

Playing old school Golden Eye and somehow got stuck in the toilet. I prefer my flushes shaken, not swirled.

Thank you to everyone in Hutchison who came out to The Raz. We sold out that mutha! Let’s do it again tonight! Do it for Ireland.
(Photo credit: Jiggy Jaguar) (at The RAZ)

Big shutout to my man Carson Daly. Good hanging out. See you in LA or at next year’s #sxsw!

Lots of people coming to Austin to perform this week. I’m leaving. Come see me at The Raz in Hutchison, KS, this weekend with my hilarious buddy Will C. PLUS, I’ll be doing a set at Jeremiah Bullfrogs in Topeka Friday night. Because nothing says St. Paddy’s Day Weekend like an Asian in Kansas.

Reggie Watts. Okay, I get it now. He was amazenuts (I refuse to say amazeballs ever.) (at GSD&M)

The Delta Fucking Spirit. (at GSD&M)